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PLEASE VOTE TO DETERMINE OUR NEW WHACK OF THE WEEK! Read Dr. Whack's Analysis of the Whack of the week! WHACKS FROM THE WEEK OF JULY 19TH, 2009:
Bill, "I whack it while thinking about my Mexican neighbor... she is a mom, like 28 years older than me, but has one of those amazing latina asses.... Dayum. excuse me while i go whack it again. Ahhh Lupe..." Tom Kasp, "I have this little thing that I do, where I whack off onto my cat... she hates it... but at the same time... she has never asked me to stop... so..." Brad, "I whacked it to a ugly girl with big tits in high school... just because I realized how easy it would be to get her to show them to me." Anonymous, "I whacked in the bathroom right after a Taylor Hicks concert. No idea why." Sugarblossom, "I wack to (massage my clit i prefer) the thought of men I'm dating choking me and beating me up. Last night in fact, I was amazed how hard this dude choked me, no holds barred, I almost passed out, and he didn't even ask if it was too hard, like he didn't care if I was breathing or not. oh geez, now i have to go massage my clit." Yogi, Beltzville, "I whacked to Marisa Tomei... Just making sure that's alright" Carter, "I often whack it to nugget porn. Nugget porn is when the people have neither arms or legs." Jack, NY, "I whacked to Britney ( a few posts down) saying she rubbed one out to her glorious boobs." WHACKS FROM THE WEEK OF July 5th, 2009:
Hector, U.S.A., "I whack it to all the girls that I have given STD's to." Britney, I wack to my boobs! They are glorious." Devon, "I sometimes whack to my memories of girlfriends I had when I was really young.... technically as I am 25, and whacking to the thought of a girl when she was 14... I whack to the thought of underage girls... but not, because they are older now... but still..." Anonymous, "I whacked to Dot from the Animaniacs. She was topless." Steve, Indiana, "I once whacked it to the letter B that I pulled off of a keyboard." RJ, MA, "I whacked it to Big Foot in the Patterson Footage, it clearly had big breasts and nice butt." Cory Peterman, California, "My younger sister and her friends had a sleepover the other night. I spied on them because my sister has a lot of hot young friends. They were talking about lapdances and how they would give them. My sister gave a mind blowingly amazing lap dance to the side of the couch and bent alllll the way over... I didnt know she could do that... I wacked it... I wacked it real hard..." Turd, Ontario, Canada "I whacked to a picture of Napoleon in an encyclopedia." Anon, Anonytown, "I frequently whack it to Ellen DeGeneres... Every time I see her, it's fap fap fap for the next half hour" Chtei, CT - USA, "I whacked it to Fernando Torres, the Spanish soccer player that plays for Liverpool, when he was out of uniform because I thought he was a chick at first." HumpNorris, Miayayo "I once whacked off with a piece of bologna. Why you may ask? I wish I knew." Bill, TX, "I always get horny and start whacking when I see the Charmin bear's giant booty, especially when they start shaking it. I keep one of their toilet rolls on hand at all times, just in case. May I suggest the Ultra Strong?" Anonymous, "I whacked it to my fat lesbian cousin once. She had big tits." Anonymous, "I whacked it to gay midget porn." Anonymous, "I'd whack it to Juliet Huddy every time she filled in on Fox & Friends." Anonymous, "I whacked to a hentai video of a girl getting done so hard, she exploded." Zach, "I opened up google earth and went to the grand canyon and whacked it while zooming in and out pretending it was a vagina." Anonymous, "I whacked to my math teacher. in the math class. when i was getting help after school. she left for a bit. so i went at it." Will, "As a kid, I used to watch Fox news at 7 everyday because of a hot chick news anchor. I turn on the TV, changed the channel to Fox, and took out my whacker and enjoyed myself in front of the TV. Strangely the news anchor wasn't there a couple days later, and God knows why. I stopped and disliked watching the news since then." JK, USA "When I was younger I used to whack to the Hamburger Helper glove jerking me off. This happened more than once." Mickey Legg, Weymouth "I once whacked it to an image of marge simpson naked that i had been sent. She is so damn fine after all!" WHACKS FROM THE WEEK OF JUNE 28TH, 2009: Big Dan, Boca Raton "I whacked in the tiny office bathroom at work. 5 grown men with desks right next to the bathroom were sitting outside. I left the water running, so it was ok." Ray, "I whacked to Jon and Kate Plus 8. It was just playing in the background, but that didn't make it any less creepy." Mike, "I whacked to the faces of meth." Jim, "I once whacked off to a stick figure gang-bang." Rob, New York "The other day I whacked it to an old picture of my mom naked. But its ok because I'm adopted." Anonymous, "I whacked to the girls in my drug rehab program." Fallbak, Florida "I onced whacked it in my senior prom while all the hot girls were dancing in a group. i was covered by the table cloth, so no one saw me." Cesco, "I once whacked it while watching the View." John, Ohio "I once whacked it to the thought of Hillary Clinton in a three way with me and Condoleezza Rice. there is something about women in power that turns me on" Sir Whackalot, Georgia "I whacked to the Jonas Brothers with their mom on the cover of Good Housekeeping...I covered their mom's face with my free hand." Sam Lyle, Idaho "I wacked to my really fat debate choach, imagining her fat roles were just more tits." Tompkins, Connecticut "I whacked it to the girls in the LL Bean catalog wearing stockings" Mitch, "I whacked off in a church on Saturday." Edgar, Portland "I wacked off into a glass of chocolate milk, stirred it up, and gave it to my sister. She drank it. I went to the bathroom and wacked it again to my victory." Anthony G. "I wacked to my maid Lucinda when I was 7. She saw me... I didnt stop." Anonymous, "I whacked to the picture of Dr. Whack... I just pretended that the pipe was a schlong that he was about to go to town on, and made some stains!" Fred Flint, "I once Whacked feeling my own ass pretending it was a womans boobs." Anonymous1, Philly "I whacked to the movie Spice World." Anonymous, "Once I whacked it to a video of me whacking off." Anonymous, "I whacked to the realization that whacking
it would give me an orgasm." Embarrassed, University of Dayton "I wacked off to a graffiti drawing of a naked
chick in one of the bathroom stalls in the dorm. living with a roommate left me no time alone in my room.
that's my only defense." Brad, Kentucky "Back when the original tony hawk game was out
i whacked it to private carrera one time the thing is i had to enter a cheat
code to even get her as a character" Brad, Kentucky "I've whacked it while watching the wnba" Anonymous, "I whacked to thoughts of my best friend, who is a girl,
peeing her pants." Ascaryblackguy, Los Angeles, CA "I whacked to Terry Schiavo in a diaper. That blank
expression on her face leaves much to the imagination!"
Matt Del Nagro, "Several times i wacked off to Wrestlemania
when Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant faught. I also wacked off to this sumo
wrestling match i was watching because i love the sound of sweaty fat meat
slapping together."
Mike S. "I whacked it to the action figure of
Leechman while in the bathtub. I
accidently got the figure attached to my junk too. "
Danimal, Sylvan Beach
"I had a summer job as the grounds keeper of my gf's dads factory,
i whacked off while riding the lawn mower in shorts. Got to make subtle
movements and shoot out the bottom of shorts." Evan, "I whack it to the madden football
cheerleaders nearly every game I play.
I call it the half-time pep whack!"
David,
"I found pictures of my mom when she was younger... very naked...
and I was shocked to see that her body was like a wonderland! So I covered her
face in the pics and whacked it like it was going out of style. I cried out of shame afterwards... and even prayed for forgiveness. I assume I was not forgiven as I did it again, and
again..." Anonymous, "I whacked to a testicle i found on the sidewalk." Yuyo, Caribbean "I once jerk off while rubbing the scroll wheel of the mouse imaging it was a clitoris." Benc, Virginia "I whacked to a billboard add for taco bell that had brunette eating a crunch wrap supreme" Anonymous, "I whacked to weed once. I bought an ounce, layed the nugs on the bathroom floor around me and a few on my stomach, then conjured up the image of a "weed woman"...her body was made entirely of marijuana and she had a dank vagina." Ed, South Florida "I was stroking my cheek and chin the other day, it had 4 day-old stubble on it, and it reminded me of my ex-girlfriend's outer labia, because she would shave with an electric razor using a guard, so she would never have a smooth shave. As I continued stroking my face, my fingers worked their way into my mouth and I masturbated while pretending my mouth was my ex-girlfriend's vagina." Atheist, Midwest "I whacked it to Pope John Paul II's funeral coverage" Ric, Unknown "I once whacked to Babs Bunny in a bikini from Tiny Toons Adventures." Anonymous, Unknown "I whacked to that hot brunette b***** on the box of Sun-Maid Raisins." Chopper, Toronto "I whacked to a video on my phone of a nice looking chick with big jugs that pans down to reveal her schlong." Justin, New York "I once whacked to a picture of Marie Antoinette from my history textbook." Anonymous, Unknown "I once whacked to the description of a female character in the Free Willy novel. Vido, Unknown "I once whacked it to the white-haired dude on the Quaker Oats box. Then I enjoyed some delicious oats with sugar on them." Anonymous "I whacked off to pictures of Casey Anthony. I am so going to Hell." Rod Johnson, Rod's Backyard "I whacked to my neighbor's wife." Tom, "I once wacked off to the sign language woman in the corner of the tv screen, she had big tits but a stupid face, oh and the program was about the NHS in England." Anonymous, "I whacked to Courtney Love's music video for Celebrity Skin." Giusseppe, USA, "I whacked to Ms. Beasley from Duck Tales." "I once whacked to an erotic text adventure game." Anonymous, "A drawing of a naked chick I drew on MarioPaint." Anonymous, America "I once jerked it to the queen of england. The thought of her being all proper in public made me imagine the kinky stuff she does behind closed doors." Ashley, England, "i once wacked over a tenticle on a resident evil game. say what you will- those tenticles are hawt :p" Anonymous, "I would often drive to and from my hometown to where my college was. The problem was that it was a 3 hour drive either way. Being a college student with raging hormones, bored for 3 hours straight, and usually no one around for a few hours, I would just whack it. Try driving double stick..." Anonymous, "I once wacked off watching Venus and Serena Williams playing tennis on TV. I like the way they grunt every time they hit the ball; they sound like sex noises to me." Corey, HK, "I whacked to air jordans." Anonymous, "I whacked to my grandma when she bent over." Steve, Canada, "I whacked to the queen on the back of the loonie. (thats Canadian currency)" "While watching Boy Meets World with the family i would sneak off to the bathroom and whack it to the thought of Topanga. She had a great rack in the later episodes." "I whacked to the failure of my childhood dreams." Anonymous, "I whacked to Chuck Norris." Vin S, NJ, "I whacked to the sound of my girlfriend taking a poo."
